Reggie Fils-Aime Tells The World They Best Start Buyin’ These Muthafuckin’ 3DSes

Earlier today a visibly annoyed Reggie Fils-Aime posted a video on YouTube criticising the gaming community for not supporting Nintendo and being a bunch of punk-ass bitches.

Fils-Aime started out by recanting the 3DSes lackluster sales figures saying he expected that fans would swoon to the new handheld because of the far better graphics, 3D effects, and as he put it "... all the other shit y'all muthafuckas been bitchin' 'bout fo' the past five years."

"I ain't fuckin' around, man," warns Fils-Aime. "We built a ton of these shits and y'all muthafuckas best start buyin' 'em up."

"You know, when we released this bitch in March all y'all panties was wet. You was buyin' 'em up like they had double-d titties. But after about that first couple weeks — I saw y'alls true colors. Cheap muthafuckas."

At around the 4:05 mark in the video Fils-Aime tries to explain that the 3DS launch issues would be taken care of, and that there will be plenty of games as well as better online support.

"Sheeeyit, do you really think that Nintendo would let something we sunk like a bazillion dollaz into just go without all the dope titles you be wantin? We be makin' Mario. You KNOW we be makin' a 3D Metroid. We givin' you Ocarizzle-of-Tizzime in 3D. And you think Nintendo gonna leave you hangin' wit shitty online play — like we did with the GameCube. And the Wii. And the DS. And and the DSi? Well, and the 3DS. But yo, check it out—we workin' on that."

Shigeru Miyamoto commented on the video and tried to soften the blow. He explained that while the 3DS has not seen the explosive success that Nintendo's other recent consoles have seen they are optimistic.

"What Reggie is trying to say is that Nintendo is committed to providing a first-rate gaming experience that you simply cannot get on any other platform. Nintendo sits in its own space in the gaming world. We are not in competition with Sony or Microsoft, we are positioned in our own market..." says Miyamoto.

Fils-Aime mocked Miyamoto in his response comment.

"Yea, our own market where nobody be buyin' all these muthafuckin 3DSes we made. And what I be trying to say, Bruce Lee, is that people better flag they ass to the sto' and buy deez shits."

Fils-Aime ended the video by giving a double middle-finger to the haters. The video then degrades into credits, to which Fils-Aime is the sole contributor, while the song "Filthy" by Lil' Wayne plays in the background.