The Weak: In Technology

Report: Dinner to be eaten when this level is complete

Feb 01st, 2013

7-year-old William Humphreys declares from his bedroom.

"iPad Mini" is now a penis euphamism

Oct 25th, 2012

iPod shuffle and nano are still acceptable metaphors, but 'mini is the new standard

WoW - Mists of Pandaria Creators Deny Parallels With Kung-Fu Panda

Oct 04th, 2012

"Kung-Fu Panda and WoW: Mists of Pandaria are completely different in every way", says Blizzard

Nokia apologizes for lying to customers about their phones being worth purchasing

Sep 07th, 2012

"We sincerely apologize to all the people who made purchases based on language which may have implied that Nokia phones were good, innovative, high-quality, or portrayed them in a positive light.”

Ubisoft abandons DRM, includes free disc for your roommate.

Sep 05th, 2012

Basically, Ubisoft gives up.

March 1, 2012 01:48 PM

The site is more better now!

After several months of work, which heavily cut into my Battlefield 3 time, the new site’s design is up. I want to thank all the people who provided hardware, design feedback and everything to keep this going. It meant a lot to me. (Jeff W, Chris S, Dave T, Dave G, Jay C, Adam A, Paul B and anyone else I forgot, sorry it’s late and I’m kind of a dick.)

Also a huge thanks to the Drupal and OpenPublish teams and all of the people on #drupal and StackOverflow.com who put up with my ignorance to get this done.

April 27, 2011 09:53 AM

Sony, you know what would have been super helpful in this situation? Having a hacker at your disposable that could help you out.

Sony, you know what would have been super helpful in this situation? Having a hacker at your disposable that could help you out. Perhaps one that knows the ins and outs of your console and services better than your engineers? One who, although made you mad, offered multiple times to help you increase security and find holes?

December 15, 2011 09:32 PM

“Yeah, turns out we’ve never sold a single license for Photoshop. Ever. That puts our piracy rate at 100%."

Adobe auditors were shocked Tuesday to discover that, although the company is prospering financially, they have yet to sell a single copy of Photoshop to any individual or business.

“We’re kind of just wondering where the hell they’ve all gone. I mean, I know we made them. We did make them, right?” wondered Sherif Jones, Manager of Distribution. “I swear in the twelve years I’ve been here I’ve seen millions of boxes, cds, and DVDs go out. Maybe it was Illustrator. Huh.”