The Weak: In Technology

Report: Dinner to be eaten when this level is complete

Feb 01st, 2013

7-year-old William Humphreys declares from his bedroom.

"iPad Mini" is now a penis euphamism

Oct 25th, 2012

iPod shuffle and nano are still acceptable metaphors, but 'mini is the new standard

WoW - Mists of Pandaria Creators Deny Parallels With Kung-Fu Panda

Oct 04th, 2012

"Kung-Fu Panda and WoW: Mists of Pandaria are completely different in every way", says Blizzard

Nokia apologizes for lying to customers about their phones being worth purchasing

Sep 07th, 2012

"We sincerely apologize to all the people who made purchases based on language which may have implied that Nokia phones were good, innovative, high-quality, or portrayed them in a positive light.”

Ubisoft abandons DRM, includes free disc for your roommate.

Sep 05th, 2012

Basically, Ubisoft gives up.

July 25, 2011 10:39 PM

After 8½ days aboard the International Space Station the Space Shuttle Atlantis crew ate a lavish dinner and made a hasty departure for Earth.

After 8½ days aboard the International Space Station the Space Shuttle Atlantis crew ate a lavish dinner and made a hasty departure for Earth.

The crew, comprised of four American astronauts, excused themselves one by one from their dining table at Space Station Applebee's and boarded Atlantis. Once aboard they looked out the windows of the 165,000 lb spacecraft and casually headed for home, skipping out on a $298.82 tab and stiffing their waitress.

March 9, 2012 11:48 AM

Amid pressure from industry trends, T-Mobile announced on Friday that they will also start throttling the wireless Internet bandwidth of their customer. Sources inside T-Moblie said that like Verizon and AT&T, T-Mobile simply cannot afford the bandwidth that its customer, Theo Guiterrez is consuming.

August 5, 2011 09:20 AM

This may take you by surprise, but people in the real world don’t know what the hell a "Furry" is. So, yours truly made possibly the worst decision he’s ever made; I Google'd "Furries".

Ok, listen up, losers.

I really thought we had hit an all-time low with the “cos-play” or as I call it, “A bunch of freaks dressing up like cartoon characters to impress other freaks and no one gets laid”. I really thought that your sad platoon of OCD whack-jobs was scraping the bottom of the barrel. That is, until someone emailed me an “Ask Brody” question regarding “Furries”.