May 17 2012 - 9:06am
The Weak: In Technology
Asshole who missed out on Google IPO to try and get rich off of Facebook IPO
“I’m going to hit it big this time,” says local asshole, Gary Fulton
Ghost of RealPlayer engineer still toiling away at buffering issues
Apparition of deceased engineer still trying to fix decade-old issue.
Pepsi and Twitter unite to stream concerts
More like High-Fructose Concert Series!
New startup announces its 'Asshole Cancelling' headphones
“I put them on as soon as I get to work so I don’t have to listen to these brain-dead retards argue with each other..."
Man wipes ass with smartphone
Experts say that this most recent incident is just nasty as hell, and surprising even for a retard like Jim.
In The News
Apr 03rd, 2012
ACME Inc. Discontinues Rocket Skates Amid Saftey Concerns
Mar 27th, 2012
Ryu Disqualified From Olympic Games For Immolating Opponent
Mar 14th, 2012
The Grindery: Undercover - Techchuff.com Just Making Up News
Mar 09th, 2012
T-Mobile To Start Throttling Their Customer
Mar 02nd, 2012
Facebook Adds New 'Shut The Fuck Up' Button
Feb 23rd, 2012
The Grindery Special Report: THE NETWORK IS DOWN!
Feb 16th, 2012
Apple Suing Samsung For Using The Letter "A" In Name
Jan 28th, 2012
Shaq-Fu Free
Blogs
May 14th, 2012
Dude, don't take it to the computer place. Let me completely destroy your computer for free.
Apr 03rd, 2012
New Store! New Contest! And Creative Commons Licensing!
Mar 06th, 2012
Why do you goobers have glowing computers?
Mar 01st, 2012
New site design is up!
