7-year-old William Humphreys declares from his bedroom.
iPod shuffle and nano are still acceptable metaphors, but 'mini is the new standard
"Kung-Fu Panda and WoW: Mists of Pandaria are completely different in every way", says Blizzard
"We sincerely apologize to all the people who made purchases based on language which may have implied that Nokia phones were good, innovative, high-quality, or portrayed them in a positive light.”
Basically, Ubisoft gives up.